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Mother of the Bride
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT
dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
youngwife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind
sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days
later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, Aren't you going to
return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother
just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the
rehearsal
dinner the night before the wedding!"
hehehehehehe, way to go!
thanks texas!